Single Bill

Aaron: How were your holidays?

Single Bill: I visited a girlfriend who lives in New Jersey. It being Christmas and all I didn't want to go empty handed. So, I went to the mall by her house and picked up a gift card. When she opened it she was pissed because it was to Lane Bryant. I didn't know it was a big girl store. She said "do you think I need to shop there."

Aaron: What did you say?

Single Bill: No. But she should hang on to it. She'll need it in a few years.