Jagger Sits

Jagger like many small dogs has been allowed on the furiture since he was a pup. As proof that we adapt to our enviroment he sits like a little man.

Conversations with Adrienne

Aaron: We need to talk.

Adrienne: You slept with someone else? …you don’t want to be with me anymore?

Meryl called me a pussy

When I didn't except a challenge in class she let it fly.

Conversations with Adrienne

Adrienne: That story with the waiter and the check really bothers me.

Aaron: You mean Single Bill?

Adrienne: Yeah, you'd never do that. Would you?

Aaron: I don’t know, obviously not with you but I don’t think its so bad.

Adrienne: You don’t?

Aaron: No. I think it’s funny.

Adrienne: It’s lying. He’s a coward. Why not just take the check and tell her you need help paying the bill. What’s wrong with that?

Aaron: Nothing. But why is it assumed that a woman shouldn’t pay. Why should he even have to ask for help? Shouldn’t she assume responsibility for her half?

Adrienne: Of course but that’s not the issue I’m talking about telling a waiter to bring the check back because you don’t have the balls to say moneys tight is bullshit.

Aaron: Yeah, I guess your right but that’s what makes it so funny.

Adrienne: Not to me.

Forever Green

SUNNYSIDE FARM 7:25AM August 14th

Tagged

Graffiti can make me laugh, think cool thoughts and even inspire me. But when I came home and saw this tag on my front door it wasn’t cool and I didn’t laugh. I actually thought less of the world and myself. Graffiti can be art but this was Vandalism.

Single Bill

Showering at the gym:

Single Bill: What are you doing?

Aaron: What?

Bill: Is that how you take off your clothes?

Aaron: Yeah, why?

Bill: You go: shirt, shoes, shorts, underwear, socks. Tell me you don't do that in front of Adrienne.

Aaron: I guess. Why, how should I?

Bill: You never let a woman see your legs with just socks. Never. It goes: shoes, socks, shirt, pants then underwear.

Rejected Commercial

DeSALVIO Playground

7:13 PM June 25

Unexpected Change

I went to the mailbox today and there was no mail expect $1.99 in change.

5 Quarters
5 Dimes
4 Nickels
4 Pennies

J Train

My friend Paul just moved to Brooklyn. His new place is huge and over looks the city and when I first saw it I was pissed. It took me over 30 minutes to get there. Paul's old place was just a 10 minute walk through China Town. When I was bored I would call or just take the walk to see him. We'd meet at the bar below his apartment and talk about nothing or if there was smoke, everthing. When I saw how beautiful his new place was I was pissed because I knew I'd lost the convience of our relationship.

Conversations with Adrienne

Aaron: I wish I could do it better.

Adrienne: Are you kidding It was sooo good.

Aaron: Come on babe. I can tell.

Adrienne: You tried hard and it was great.

Aaron: That isn't what I'm used to..

Adrienne: Well then. keep trying till you get it.

Obama Haircut

Take 3

I was out for drinks with friends when I saw a couple making out at end of the bar. Something about her struck my interest and I began staring at them (I do this a lot). My male friend noticed and asked what I was looking at. I asked him if he noticed anything weird about the kissing couple. He looked over. "It's the girl." I said. "She just isn't in to him." He agreed pretending to be her he added, "He'll do." We asked another friend for the female version. She watched for awhile, smiled and said, "She just wants to feel good." We had three different takes on the same conclusion.

Twin Chrysler

Excuse me...

Working in the park I give a lot of directions and take a lot photos for tourist.

Beautiful Weather

Central Park 3 PM Friday

Indecent Proposal

This event happened almost a year ago today.

I was standing in my girlfriend’s bedroom staring into a wooden box when it became clear, my girlfriend had great sex with someone Famous. Who is “Famous”? It’s not important. I don't care if “Famous” is considered a sex symbol. I don't care if “Famous” has washboard abs. And, I certainly don't care about “Famous” struggle transitioning from modeling to acting. What I do care about is how he came into my world and reminded me of an awful dating truth. I am replaceable.

Her acting teacher introduced them. She was asked to help out because “Famous” needed help becoming a believable cowboy. Who better to help him feel more like a real man than my girlfriend. I know they've talk on the phone; he showed up at her work twice; and I also know he gave her a foot massage during one of their sessions. I know all of this because she told me. She’s cool like that. She feels by keeping me in the loop I'll be less jealous and she's right; however, there's one piece of evidence we have not discussed, the open box by her bed. I'm intimately acquainted with this box. When we started dating I was in the box every night sometimes more than once. As our relationship grew we decided we didn’t need to open the box and it remained closed until now.

Today

I didn’t mention the open box for months. I figured if she stayed after experiencing “Famous,” it was a compliment to me and practice for the future. The replaceable truth of dating an actress is you must share her and hopefully she'll come back.

Cold!

Winter temperatures finally came which means dogs in sweaters.

Virtuoso (cont)

After proper lobbying, the Virtuoso agreed to put me in one of his upcoming films.

My true love

First Job in New York

I was immediately fired as they quickly realized I'd lied about my bartending ability.

Men at Work

A women froze. She straightened her jacket and spun her chest toward an approaching fire truck. Eagerly waving she greeted the passing fire fighters. The men comfortable with their hero status responded with graceful nods.

Conversations with Adrienne

Adrienne and I had plans to see a movie. When I arrived at her apartment she was comfortably watching TV with her roommate Kay.

Aaron: Would you still like to go to the movies tonight?

Adrienne: Yeah, but we could just stay in as well.

Aaron: If you're still not feeling well we could definately stay in.

Adrienne: I don't know though I would like to go out. I haven't been out all day.

Aaron: Kay, could you use your female intuition and tell me what she wants to do.

Kay: She wants to go out. She just would like you to want to stay in with her as well. Once you agreed to stay in she wanted to go out.

Adrienne: Yeah.

Aaron: Of course.

Single Bill

Aaron: Why do you love women?

Single Bill: [grinning] They're an ocean of curves.

Spring Street

My teeth hurt.

Clear Reason

Single Bill

Single Bill: When I see a couple I always wonder who's settling... for someone they can see right through.

Aaron: How can you tell.

Bill: It's the one with no lust in their eyes.

Aaron: Whats more important trust or lust?

Bill: I don't believe a true man ever trust so to answer your question, lust. It's what drives a man. We either lust or not, but we never trust. What you consider trust is actually a lack of lust. I would argue every woman you have ever trusted you could've left no problem.

Aaron: There's something wrong with you.

Bill: (Sarcastically) Oh yeah, there's something wrong with me.

Super Bowl

Instead of rooting for the underdog I was the underdog. Cheering loudly for the Patriots in the West Village I took a New York Giant beating.

SoHo Mall

Having grown up in the rural Midwest and in suburban New England (go pats) I know a shopping mall when I see one. SoHo for all of its Highbrow status has become nothing more than one big outdoor mall.