Single Bill

Aaron: What type of women do you prefer: tall, short, thin, voluptuous, cute, sexy?

Bill: All of the above.

Aaron: If you had to get married what attribute would you most want?

Bill: Tough to say. I can only tell you I wouldn't want voluptuous. I once dated a curvy girl and don't get me wrong, I loved her body. She was so womanly, but when I met her mother I knew we were done.

Aaron: Why? How would you describe her mother?

Bill: B.B.W. I saw the future and realized we had none.